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The Harem: Keep Feeling Fascination – Part One: “And So The Conversation Turned…”

Well, how’s this for a Christmas surprise? Yes indeed, your eyes are not deceiving you, it is indeed a new chapter of The Harem for the first time in more than two years, just in time for Santa to make … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 20 – “Aint Looking For Nothing But A Good Time”

Now where were we? Oh yes…on our way to Vegas. To recap as briefly as I can since I can sense you are all eager to jump ahead, the girls have left the mansion behind for the weekend and are headed off to Las Vegas for what will ostensibly be a weekend spent assisting a charity telethon but what the girls see as a chance to party like debauched rock stars fulfilling every fantasy they might have. Thanks to Christina and Britney, the girls got this party started with an orgy aboard the pop sluts’ private jet, but things are only getting started and now that the girls have landed, things are about to get even naughtier.

However, there are also dark clouds hovering over the girls of Malibu as they begin their weekend of sin. Rose is on trial for her life come Monday morning and with her twisted nemesis Jaime threatening to reveal everything about her past in open court, she has everything to lose. Meanwhile Jennifer is trying to fend off blackmail from Emma Watson, who has told her that if she isn’t made part of the mansion group then she will go to the press and tell everyone about the lesbian activities that would scandalize all of them, while at the same time she finds herself finally, after all these years, feeling longings for her best friend Courteney Cox. And that’s to say nothing of the mercenaries who tried to kidnap Jessica and failed.

But while they failed to kidnap Jessica and turn her into a test subject for the mind altering effects of the MAW Device, they did manage to grab Michelle Trachtenberg and Mary Elizabeth Winstead and as they have been turned into mindless playthings for the cuckolded husbands and boyfriends of our mansion girls, does a similar fate await them too? And what of Michelle, the seemingly loyal maid? A trip to France has uncovered the terrible truth about her secret life as a French spy and assassin and now Franklin is racing home to try and warn Waldo and Delbert before it’s too late and Michelle eliminates them to discover the whereabouts of the MAW Device and keep her deadly secret from her friends lest she have to turn on them as well.

That’s about where we are right now and there’s of course lots more going on like Gwen’s Fluffy obsession nearing fever pitch and the looming renewal of vows between Kirsten and Eliza. For more information please reread all 19 previous chapters. It certainly will help you understand what the heck is going on here. Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 19 – “All Revved Up And Ready To Go”

And so it seems we meet again. It has been quite a while, hasn’t it? Nearly two years. Quite a bit has changed in that time, but there’s one thing you can always count on and that’s that the lovely … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 18 – “Forbidden Fruit”

The facts were these: After coming to terms with the fact that leaving behind the greatest, truest, most loving friends of her life for a marriage she had never been entirely convinced she wanted, the girl named Sarah Michelle Gellar … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 17 – “The Best Kind of Presents”

     And so here we are once again.      It’s been a rather long and winding road toward this chapter with nothing quite ending up the way it was supposed to. When all was said and done this chapter ended up quite … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 16: Claire Danes

Hypno Celeb TNG 16: Claire Danes {mc, FF, celeb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make no sense. So … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 16 – “Touch Me And I Will Follow”

Well it has been a while, hasn’t it? I began work on this chapter well over a year ago and so much time has passed that not only have Jennifer Garner, Gwen Stefani and Michelle Branch had babies, but Britney … Continue reading

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The Harem: Better Late Than Never

Before you all begin, two things. First, yes this is a Harem Christmas story. Second, yes I am very aware that it is currently January. I figured it was better to get this done well than get it done quickly. … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 15 – Book Three- The Return Of The Porno Queen

Well here we are, once more into the breach my friends. I couldn’t possibly have left things like I did before, with Rose about to enter a room full of naked, horny celebrity girls. Of course I had more to … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 15 – Book Two: The Four Lapdances

Wow, I really made you guys (and girls…can’t forget the ladies now) sweat this one out, didn’t I? After all this waiting you probably were wondering if I was ever going to get back to writing Harem. I mean leaving … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 15, Book One – The Fellowship Of The Mansion

Well then it’s been awhile since we last chatted, hasn’t it? Has the time away been worth it? Will this newest chapter of gooey, creamy Harem goodness meet the anticipation that has been building? Well only time will tell. I … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 14 – Addicted To Love

Do you find me sadistic? No Harem since July. Nearly 10 months without the adventures of everyone’s favorite lesbian celebrities. And then last month, I play that prank and pretend to end the series. No, everyone, I think by now … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 10 – “Slight Of Hand And Twist Of Fate”

Well it took me damn long enough, didn’t it? I know I promised this thing in September and here it is in November, but what the hell…better late than never, right? This chapter is certainly different in tone. The cliffhangers … Continue reading

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Hot Lesbian Action

As a wise man once said, “With great power comes great responsibility.”  I have the power to bring you all hot lesbian porn and with that comes the responsibility of righting certain wrongs. The WWE had a golden opportunity this … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 13 – All Systems Go

Ok people I’m about to head out on vacation so I’ll make this brief. Welcome back to the wonderful world of the Harem. I don’t have time to do a full recap, so instead if you’re not up to date … Continue reading

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Halftime Show

There’s one tradition at the Super Bowl, besides games that don’t match the hype, that always holds true. That’s the really dumb, overblown halftime show. So instead of watching P Diddy, Kid Rock and Nelly lose whatever credibility they have … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 11 – The Good Stuff

There are several reasons why I am better than Santa and the biggest one is that I really don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice. With that in mind, here is my Xmas present to you all, both good … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 12 – Closing Walls And Ticking Clocks

Ok, so I’m a few weeks behind schedule with releasing this bundle of goodies, but I have been told by someone that read this thing that it was worth the wait. I certainly hope that’s true and that none of … Continue reading

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The Coven – Chapter Five

Ok, it’s been a few weeks, but Coven is back with Chapter 5. So let’s recap a bit. Elizabeth, the evil vampire queen is running amok and she has made her way to Malibu where our favorite celebrity lesbians live. … Continue reading

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The Coven – Chapter 4

Ok guys…I’m going to level with you. This is a scary chapter. In fact this chapter is so scary that it’s been banned by Congress. So instead of reading it, they are urging you to sit back and enjoy the … Continue reading

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The Coven: Chapter 3

We have reached chapter three of The Coven. So far a drawing cloud of evil is drawing closer and closer to our favorite pussy loving celebrities of Malibu. Now that Waldo, Franklin and Delbert have been alerted to the problem, … Continue reading

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The Coven: Chapter One

Well now, this is the first chapter in a little experiment I am calling The Coven. Think of The Harem crossed with the Treehouse of Horrors episodes on The Simpsons. That’s pretty much what we have here. So take all … Continue reading

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The Coven: Chapter Two

We have reached chapter two of The Coven. Hopefully chapter one hooked you enough for you to want to read this one and all the other fangy chapters after it. I won’t bother with an episode recap this early in … Continue reading

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Ripped, Writhing And Dripping

Ok…so I’m a little late with this one wrestling fans, but better late than never, right? This is a little ditty I composed to commemorate the lovely Lita’s return to wrestling. If you know me, you know she’s my favorite. … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 10

Hypno Celeb TNG 10: Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler {mc, mff, cleb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 5

So here we are back again with a good story. I thought since all the major networks were having the season premieres of their shows, why not premiere Season 2 of The Harem. And since I’m in charge now, I … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 6 – Crossing Borders

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rose McGowan, Jennifer Aniston, Jewel, Alyson Hannigan and Reese Witherspoon There are several reasons why I am better than Santa and the biggest one is that I really don’t care if you’ve been naughty … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 9 – Like Frogs Oblivious

So here it is…you’ve waited long and hard and shown remarkable patience in not calling for my head because I ended up missing my original target release date by about three weeks. I suffered through a real crisis of confidence … Continue reading

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Dominant Females

Dominant Females By KMB Ok folks, I need feedback on this thing. It’s what tells me you’re reading my stories. Otherwise I assume you’re ignoring it. Whether the feedback is good or bad, send it to KMB2476@aol.com It’s a well … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 7 – Some Nudity Required

So here it is coming at you with all the subtlety of a Randy Johnson fastball or a Goldust WWF promo it’s another installment of “The Harem.” If you haven’t been paying attention to what in fact this series is … Continue reading

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The Harem: Episode 8 – Secrets And Lies

Happy Memorial Day to one and all and what better way to celebrate this holiday than by pausing from the beach trips and barbecues to read some celebrity on celebrity smut. Sorry that this took much longer than I intended, … Continue reading

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The Boutique [Chapter 1]

The Boutique Chapter One: Starring Ashley Judd      Well I’ve been away for a few months and now I’m back with the beginning of a brand new series that I hope you all will enjoy. The Boutique is a limited run … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 4

Hypno Celeb TNG 4 Calista Flockhart by KMB (mf,mc,celeb) This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that I’m not smart enough to get into. So you young ones … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 7

Hypno Celeb TNG 7: Cameron Diaz by KMB After you’ve been alive for a hundred and fifty years the nights all seem to blur into one. This is the lesson Gina had quickly learned and it held true with every … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 6

Hypno Celeb TNG 6: Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, Elle Macpherson, and Rebecca Romijn By KMB      It had been such a brilliant idea that Pete was surprised no one had thought of it before. Perhaps they had thought the women would … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 15

Hypno Celeb TNG 15: Drew Barrymore {mc, mff, celeb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make no sense. So … Continue reading

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Bloodlust [Chapter 13a-b]

Bloodlust A Modern Day Vampire Tale Chapter 13: Last One Out Gets the Lights (ff, vamp, mc) By KMB Our story thus far: after his attempts to get Amy were rudely interrupted, Daniel stopped by the Spice Girls concert for … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 14

Hypno Celeb TNG 14: Gillian Anderson {mc, mf, celeb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make no sense. So … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 17

Hypno Celeb TNG 17: Helen Hunt {mc, mf, celeb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make no sense. So … Continue reading

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Helen Hunt Gets Cabled

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Hypno Celeb TNG 5

Dimitri Archive – Hypno Celeb TNGHypno Celeb TNG 5 Jewel by KMB (mf,mc,celeb) This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that are actually pretty silly. So those who … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 12

Hypno Celeb TNG 12: Julia Roberts {mc, mf, celeb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make no sense. So … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 1

Dimitri Archive – Hypno Celeb TNGHypno Celeb TNG 1 Madonna by KMB (mf,mc,celeb) This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that I’m not smart enough to get into. … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 8

Hypno Celeb TNG 8: Meg Ryan Meg Ryan found her brain caught in a sudden fog. It spread from her head right down to her toes, and soon she could barely move. She couldn’t focus on anything except her raging … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 2

Sandra Bullock & Nicole Kidman by KMB (fff,mc,celeb) This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that I’m not smart enough to get into. So you young ones go … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 9

Hypno Celeb TNG 9: Pamela Anderson by KMB The last year had truly been rough for Pamela Anderson. Tommy’s arrest, the separation, the beginning of the divorce, and the fact that she more or less had to raise two children … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 13

Hypno Celeb TNG 13: Rose McGowan {mc, ff, celeb} by KMB This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that when you think about it make no sense. So … Continue reading

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Bloodlust [Chapter 1-6]

Bloodlust A Modern Day Vampire Tale Chapter 1: Bloodless Corpses and Telephone Rings (mf, vamp) By KMB "Oooh yeah fuck me harder…" Lysette moaned as she continued to ride her new lover. She couldn’t believe she was doing this. An … Continue reading

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Bloodlust [Chapter 7-12]

Bloodlust A Modern Day Vampire Tale Chapter 7: A Mystery Man Appears (vamp) By KMB Our story thus far: The body count is now up to four as Daniel set his sights high and snagged Sandra Bullock as his latest … Continue reading

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Hypno Celeb TNG 3

Dimitri Archive – Hypno Celeb TNGHypno Celeb TNG 3 Sarah Michelle Gellar by KMB (mf,mc,celeb) This story is not meant to be read by people under the age of 18 for various legal reasons that I’m not smart enough to … Continue reading

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