Well, how’s this for a Christmas surprise? Yes indeed, your eyes are not deceiving you, it is indeed a new chapter of The Harem for the first time in more than two years, just in time for Santa to make his run around the world.And indeed it’s a bit of a holiday miracle that this even got done.

Now you might have a lot of questions going right now, especially, “KMB, where the heck have you been the last two years?” Indeed, sometimes it felt like waiting for Harem was like Waiting for Godot because it never, ever got there no matter how long you waited. And this frustrated no one more than me. Believe me, if I had my way there would have been several chapters released over the last few years not nothing at all. But work and real life and the Mets, Jets and Knicks (yes KMB is a glutton for punishment) too often gotten in the way and things did not go according to plan. But we are here right now and it is time to celebrate Christmas the Harem way and you do know how they love to party in Malibu.

There may also be a big question looming and that’s,”What the heck is going on with the Harem girls go to Las Vegas story?” Well that story is still very much in production and will return soon. 2013 is going to be a big year for the girls of Malibu and I feel more confident than ever that we will see multiple chapters released this coming year. So you will find what’s going on with Emma Watson and the MAW Device and the girls partying their asses off in Las Vegas. All of that is coming soon. But just in time for Christmas you are getting a new holiday themed Harem all about the quest for the perfect Christmas party and all the hot lesbian sex that goes on along the way. There’s drama. There’s tears. There’s anger. There’s a hell of a lot of fucking too.  And this story is but part one of two.

Yes indeed there is more to come in this chapter than just what you see here. This is all but prelude. Granted it’s nearly 400 pages of prelude with lots and lots of sex, but the actual party itself is not seen until the second chapter which I am immediately beginning production on. And hopefully you will all see that very, very soon. Because as you can see from this chapter there are a lot of pieces put into play on the big chess board of life and there’s quite a bit that’s left to happen. There’s a lot going on here and we’re all going to find out soon just what exactly it’s all going to mean.  It also bears noting that this story skips ahead on the Harem timeline a bit so if you’re wondering when the heck Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus got into the fun when you read it here, you haven’t missed any of those scenes, I just haven’t written them yet.

But you’re anxious to actually get to the reading so I will now cut to the chase and do some quick housekeeping matters. First, please please please send me feedback. Since I don’t get paid for this and these stories leave me pretty empty as a human being by the time they’re done I could sure use feedback about these stories and what you think of them. Feel free to e-mail me at KMB2476@aol.com to let me know what you think. Kind feedback is always much appreciated.

And now, the disclaimers: This is absolutely 1,000% a work of fiction. While this story references real people and real events it is entirely a work of make believe. This is fictional and is not meant to reflect any claims of truthfulness about any of the people involved. Second, this story is meant for adults only. So anyone under the age of 18 please click back now. This is seriously XXX rated stuff here and is not meant to be viewed by anyone under the legal age. Thank you for your cooperation on this.

Finally some thank yous. As always thank you to KayJay for unflagging support and for 313 for being such a cheerleader for this series. Sorry we didn’t have time to proofread this sucker, but hopefully there are only a few errors in here that need to be marked off. Thank you as well to the constant ideas of ATM defilment given to me by Cosmo Kramer as well as the razzing of VoodooJoe and TRL for insisting I will never get to their favorite celebrities before they hit the age of mandatory retirement. And of course, special thanks goes out to the person who always tells me I’m awesome even when I’m not and who never stops encouraging me even when I don’t deserve it. She knows who she is.

Annnnnnd that’s it folks. Merry Christmas to one and all and Happy New Year to everyone. Enjoy the return of The Harem!

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