TRL’s Stocking Stuffers:
So, the following is a collection of scenes with a holiday theme to them. Honestly, it’s something I’ve been meaning to write for a while, but have never gotten around to. But when Helper put out the call for holiday stories for this year’s December Dailies, I tried to light a fire under my ass and pump this out.
I failed MISERABLY.
No, seriously, I had five or six more scenes planned, and just never got around to them. I mean, it’s Christmas Eve as I’m writing this, and no more is getting done before I need to send this in. December is a hard month to write in as it is – holidays, family emergencies, overtime at work – and I was just coming off a major writing effort in November that had me a little keyboard-shocked. What I wanted to put out just wasn’t going to happen this year. In fact, I was so far behind in what I wanted to put out, I cannibalized another dead project for the last scene – originally supposed to be the start of a big all-Jewish babe orgy. That died quickly, but there was enough of the opening scene to work here, so hey, a little Hannukah for your December Dailies, delivered well after those 8 Crazy Nights are over. Typical TRL…
But hey, there’s always next year, right? Right? Beuller? Shit.
So here’s four scenes. Celebs are Jessica Chastain, Kelly Clarkson, Kendall Jenner, Natalie Portman, and Scarlett Johansson. Kylie Jenner makes a cameo, but doesn’t get any. Sorry, ran out of time. Codes are MF, FF, Oral, Anal, Toys, Bondage, and Drugs (though to be fair, that’s exceedingly light bondage and drug use. If those are your big turn-ons, you’ll be disappointed here. Sorry)
Usual warnings apply – No one under 18 (or 21, or whatever your local laws say). If you don’t like any of those codes, go read something else. None of this ever really happened. Respectful feedback is GREATLY Appreciated on the CSSA/TSSA/WOWEFA boards. Seriously, let me know what you liked, and if you can do it with more than just saying “You suck, TRL!” I’ll take what you didn’t like, too. My feelings won’t be hurt (too much).
Also, because this is coming in pretty much AT deadline, be forewarned – this hasn’t been proofread. Like, at all. Spelling errors abound. Grammar has been slaughtered. Commas run rampant, (okay, that really only bothers KMB, and I love that it bothers him, so until he starts writing shorter scenes, I’m going to add, like, a hundred extra commas. We’ll see who gives up first. Likely him. Or me. Or neither. Comma,)
Anyway, Happy Holidays (likely belated), enjoy the stories, and we’ll see you all on the flip side.